MY cat's
my lovey cat in my house
my best cat ever
Things Your Cat Would Love to Tell you
Quit blaming my hair for your allergies
I am cat let me scratch
I meow at you to tell you something specific ,
but when you meow at me,you’re not
speaking cat languageDon’t freak out when I bring you dead animal
or insect “gifts”Please do not disturb my nap on your laptop
or keyboardQuit taking photos of me(I’m not a Kardashian)
Hands off the belly, ‘kay?
I’m perfectly capable of bathing myself, thanks
We cats have no problems with (our) nudity
You fill your home with enticing power cords but
yell at me when I chew them. Unfair!